Have you ever been in a store (Target) where
some lady is shopping with her kids (two girls) and you think to
yourself, "Why does she let that child scream? It's hurting my
ears!"??? Well, that lady was me today, and let me tell you first
hand...it hurts my ears worse than yours!
The ladies in the fitting room (where most of the incident occurred) heard something like this:
"Sit down in the cart! If I have to tell you to sit down one more time.....BABY! You are making everyone go deaf with your screaming....actually they are WISHING they were deaf! Daughter, NO you may NOT have some gum...did you just put gum in your mouth? SPIT IT OUT! Baby, please stop this insane screaming! What is the problem? NO, you may not have some mints. Please drink your milk, baby. Daughter, STOP CLIMING AROUND! STAY OUT OF MY PURSE, PLEASE! No, this skirt does NOT fit me. It is too tight. Baby, do you want your paci? PLEASE STOP SCREAMING! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!"
Boy oh boy my girls could make Jack Bauer beg for mercy!!!!
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